Read all of these and see how many you can agree with......
Now These Really Do Ring True!!
- Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
- Law of the Workshop - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
- Law of the Telephone - When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
- Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
- Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
- Law of the Bath - When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
- Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you have just rushed out to get something and haven't bothered to get dressed up or (for the ladies) put on make-up.
- Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
- Law of Bio-mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
- Theatre Law - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
- Law of Coffee - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
- Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
- Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
- Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
Did some of these ring true for you?
Life's like that isn't it?