I resent it that some refer to me as a “crazy cat lady” because I own four felines, while those who own the same number of canines are called “dog lovers.” But I’ll set aside my resentment for a minute to share a fun list of 10 quotes regarding dog lovers and cat people.
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. –Jeff Valdez
- Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you. –Mary Bly
- I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. –Winston Churchill
- I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. –August Steindberg
- Never sit with a cat in your lap when your wife turns on the vaccuum cleaner. –John Small
- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. –Faith Resnick
- Dogs do not use computers. They can’t stick their heads out of Windows 98. –Unknown
- A cat isn’t fussy, so long as you bring her milk in the shallow, rose-patterened saucer and fish on the blue plate. From which she will take it and eat it off the floor. –Arthur Bridges
- I have a great dog. She’s half lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite my leg off, but she’ll bring it back to me. –Jimi Celeste
- If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. –Phil Pastoret
Are you a dog lover, a crazy cat person, or both?