Dear God: Things Children Say About God

• Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all the whole world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.—Nancy

• Dear God, My brother told me how babies are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?—Marsha

• Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. You can look it up.—Joyce

• Dear God, I read the bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me.—Love, Alison

• Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There's nothing good there now.—Amanda

• Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?—Love, Dennis

• Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?—Jennifer

• Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?—Donny

• Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?—Anita

• Dear God, I'm doing the best I can. Really!!!! Is it true you'll send me to hell forever when I grow up?—Mikey

• Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel wouldn't kill each other if they each had their own rooms. That works with me and my brother.—Larry

• Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I'll show you my new shoes.—Barbara

• Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.—Peter

• Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you?—Charlene

• Dear God, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?—Billy

• Dear Mr. God, I wish you wouldn't make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have three stitches and a shot.—Janet

• Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?—Norma

• Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?—Nathan

• Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?—Jeff