Antjie

Antjie

Wednesday 11 December 2013

Wonderful Definitions...


SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play


LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


MARRIAGE :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..


TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.


CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


FATHER :
A banker provided by nature


CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ….except that he/she got caught


BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!


POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter


DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.